Blogger Hollywood Gossip - Celebrity Gossip: August 2011

Sunday, 21 August 2011

Blind Vice! Lovey-Dovey Couple About to Call It Quits!

Carol Anne Sausage-Snatcher is having some trouble in paradise.

But at least she'll have someone to commiserate about her romance troubles with ‘cause, in case you didn't know, she's practically besties with Carmelita Salami-Climber. And rightfully so, they're cut from the same juicy pig, if you catch my drift.

Well, while Carm thinks she's in BF heaven, Carol is in relationship hell...

‘Cause her man is fed up with her BS.

See, Carol's guy actually really loves her. Like, over the moon love. Adorable, right?

We don't see much true love in the Vice vault.

And while Carol says she totally hearts her dude right back, she can't seem to stop her very flirtatious ways. Ya know, like when she brings her guy to swanky T-town shindigs and spends the whole night letting strangers paw at her very enviable assets. All while her poor schmuck of a partner watches on.

Well enough is enough, and Carol Anne's man pulled her aside at a recent party for what he thought was a private conversation.

Unfortch, Carol got all dramatic (per usual) and made a scene. Now everyone's watching to see if the formerly so-happy couple busts up.

And we wouldn't be surprised if they split, like, tomorrow. It's getting that bad.

And It Ain't: Jessica Alba, Lindsay Lohan, Jennifer Aniston

PHOTOS: Blind Vice Superstars!

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Truth, Lies & Ted: Are Kristen and Rob Swapping Undies?

Is Kim Kardashian taking wedding tips from royal bride Kate Middleton? Is Taylor Swift naughtier than she wants you to think? And have Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart really been wearing each other's underwear when they're apart?

I've got tons of stripped-down gossip on this week's super trashy episode of Truth, Lies & Ted!

And don't forget to subscribe to my YouTube page for plenty more dirt on your fave celebrities!

PHOTOS: Rob & Kristen Romance Diary!

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Robert Pattinson's Rocker Competition, Reeve Carney, Hearts Kristen Stewart Too!

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First, he nabbed Robert Pattinson's coveted movie role, but is Reeve Carney now trying to steal Rob's girlfriend, too?

That seems to be the Robsten fanatics' fear o' the moment. In case you haven't been keeping up, Rob was interested in playing the part of legendary rocker Jeff Buckley in the big-screen biopic. Sadly, that role went to Broadway Spider-Man star Carney.

So how does the guy go from script stealer to Kristen Stewart snatcher?

‘Cause he seems to have a bit of a celeb crush on the Twilight babe!

Sleuthy (and probably a bit paranoid, too) Rob fans were quick to discover that the man who replaced their beloved vamp heartthrob has chatted about Kristen quite a few times. And even admits on Twitter that he dreams about her!

"Dreamt that I fell in love with Kristen Stewart," @reevecarney tweeted, "and then spent the rest of the dream being chased around by a man with a machete."

You had better watch out, Reeve, 'cause that might be Rob Pattinson with the machete. Or more likely, a Twi-hard.

We're kidding, of course, but Reeve went on to adorably tell that same dream in a video with Popdust, and can we just say, we don't hate him. He's got some pipes on him and he's not too shabby on the eyes, either.

But calm down, Robsten fans! We're not replacing Rob.

Even though Reeve and K.Stew have met before (he tweeted how much of a sweetie she was after she saw his band, Carney, perform at SXSW last year), they both have significant others. Reeve is linked up to rocker chick Lisa Origliasso of The Veronicas, FYI.

Besides, have you all noticed how eerily alike Reeve and Kristen look? They'd look like twins kissing, eww!

So we're all in agreement that there's no unnecessary beef here, right?

At least when it comes to the ladies. We're still kinda disappointed Robby won't be playing Buckley.

PHOTOS: If Looks Could Kill: Rate Rob Pattinson!

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New Pissed List Video! Is Sarah Palin Losing Steam?

It's not the first time I've been peeved at Sarah Palin, and it won't be the last!

But this time the hockey mom has me up in arms because she...actually shut up?! With grizzly Palin lying low, she's letting kooky corn dog-gobblin' Michele Bachmann steal all her political limelight, and that's why Palin's at the top of my Pissed List this week!

To find out more peeps who've raised by blood pressure (and tons more vids), check out my YouTube page!

PHOTOS: Hollywood Jumps on Palin Bashing Bandwagon!

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Weekend Bitch-Back! Is Taylor Lautner's Vice a Parental Problem?

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Dear Ted:
So you said Taylor Lautner's Vice would be one of the most shocking of the young B.V.ers, but it is well documented that T.L.'s dad is all up in his business and possibly as bad a stage parent as Dina Lohan. So my question is, does papa Lautner know about the B.V. and turn a blind eye as long as the money is rolling in? I can't imagine the little werewolf could be so undercover with such a controlling parental unit.
—Still Team Sparkles

Dear Daddy's Boy:
Tay's dad tends to poke his nose into the biz side of things rather than what his son is up to on whatever movie set he's on, but he is most definitely aware of Taylor's Vice. Taylor keeps it under wraps from the public (fairly well, might I add) but doesn't hide it from his fam, his peeps or any of his hottie castmates. Trust, they all know.

Dear Ted:
Whose career would be the most damaged should their Vice be revealed, Jensen Ackles or Jared Padalecki? And who has more delicious Vice?
—Acklelicious

Dear One in the Same:
Jensen's, duh.

Dear Ted:
I love you, I really do, but I gotta say I'm a little disappointed you haven't been able to get to the bottom of this Chord Overstreet thing. It's obvious there's something going on there. Did he try to out-diva Lea Michele? Did he sleep with the wrong girl? Did he refuse to sleep with the right boy? Was he "partying" too much? Was he blowing his lines? Calling in sick? Did his agent demand too much money?
—Mike

Dear Glee-dux:
You are right about one thing, there are definitely bigger issues going on with Chord's exit than the PR-friendly crapola about him moving on to bigger and better things. And this won't be the last Gleek that gets burned by the franchise. Bottom line: Everything points to Ryan Murphy and his precocious executive skills.

Dear Ted:
I have been paying particularly close attention to your recent Blinds, and I have to know: Is Carmelita Salami-Climber related to Alter Ego Salami? I just need to know. Love you, doll.
—CinnamonGirl

Dear Pig Roast:
Happy to tell ya, doll: No, they're not related. In fact, I'm not sure if they've ever even met before. If they have, it would have been a blink-and-ya-miss-it encounter at one of the swanky award shows they're always at.

Dear Ted:
I'm a woman, but I don't think a woman should be president. I am also from Texas, and I don't really like Rick Perry. Why is being a Republican becoming sooo difficult?
—MissM

Dear Look in the Mirror:
Because despite Michele Bachmann and Sarah Palin, hordes of you folks still think the good ol' boys club should keep the Oval Office warm, not a woman. And that's just for starters. Take a look at that creepy Munchkin in the brunette Miss Piggy wig, Christine O'Donnell, who can't even answer simple questions on live TV. You people are a mess!

Dear Ted:
I may be in heaven if Steven Soderbergh is a man of his word and features the unbelievably hot cast (Tatum, Pettyfer, Bomer, etc.) of Magic Mike with full frontal (yes, I am one of those naughty gals who appreciate the male form in all of its glory). Will it really happen, or will they chicken out and save those shots for the "special edition" DVD? That wouldn't be the same. Your guesses on this?
—Bryn

Dear Full Monty:
I would bet some serious moolah that it'll happen, babe. And not just on the DVD, but in, to borrow your wording, "full glory" on the big screen. Now we just gotta wonder which of the delish dudes it will be. More on that Monday, promise!

PHOTOS: R.Pattz vs. Taylor!

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Is Jennifer Aniston's New Man a Brad Pitt Clone?

Brad Pitt, Justin Theroux, Jennifer Aniston

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Seems Jennifer Aniston may have a "type."

We hate to keep bringin' the babe's mucho famous ex into the mix, but Brad Pitt and her current beau, Justin Theroux, seem to share more than just a preference for sometimes-grizzly facial hair and famous Friends.

So is J.T. just a Brad 2.0?

We sure hope not.

Yet, the case is building: Further comparisons between the two were quickly pointed out when Justin was recently seen tearin' up the town on his motorcycle (not that his vehicle of choice was ever much of a mystery).

Pitt is also a passionate ‘cycler, in case you didn't know.

So not a big deal, right?

That's what we say. Just because they both have bikes, doesn't mean they're carbon copies of one another.

In fact, we say Justin is much more the actual badass type that Brad Pitt wants you to believe he is. Justin has that whole rocker, laid-back ‘tude that Jennifer finds so appealing (for now).

It's a no-pressure relaysh, and that's what Jen's into. She can do the whole dating thing but still have plenty of gal-pal time when she wants.

The same definitely does not go for Brad-boy.

And hey, at least we left Angelina Jolie out of this one. Well, until just now, that is...

PHOTOS: The Equally Many Lusts of Jennifer Aniston

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Morning Bitch-Back! Is Lea Michele's Dude a Vicey Dud?

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Dear Ted:
Is Lea Michele's Blind Vice name Carmelita Salami-Climber? Who wouldn't be jealous of that talent, and her boyfriend has always seemed a little bit on the metro side to me. I think the clues all fit. Am I right, Ted?
—Katie

Dear Deli Diva:
Sure, the clues may fit, but Lea is not our dubious Blind Vice, darling. Carmelita's looks are more envy-worthy than her showbiz skill set. Plus, CS-C is getting much more serious, much more quickly with her respective guy than Lea is with her spit-swappin' stud. But you sure get spunky credit!

Dear Ted:
If you dig really hard, Bennifer is back. On her Facebook they say they are together. Jennifer Garner should be locking up her man. Please don't bring my name into this. Thanxs.
—B

Dear Sally Snitcher:
Hate to break it to ya, blabbermouth, but this is so not Facebook official. And FYI, do you really think if crafty J.Lo was running around with Ben Affleck she'd post about it on a social media site? Jenny G. keeps better tabs on her man than that.

Dear Ted:
You have readers even in Bosnia! But I need your help. I just discovered True Blood and would like to know more about our favorite vampire Alexander Skarsg?rd. Will his character Eric stay with Sookie? What do your trusted sources in Hollywood say? And what do they say about the actor himself? What is he like? Cannot believe someone as handsome as him was with an emaciated blonde like Kate Bosworth. Please shed some light on his personality.
—Grateful A

Dear Late to the Party:
Doll, you've got Skarsholm Syndrome! Don't worry, tho, we have it too and, trust, you don't want a cure. We aren't even close to seeing the end of Sookie and Eric's steamy relaysh. As for Eric's real-life counterpart, Alex is a cool dude, for the most part. As I'm sure you already know though, he's definitely one of my fave Vicers.

Dear Ted:
I'm enjoying the Hildago Van Buren Vice quite a bit—it reminds me of my favorite board game, Clue. So how's my detective work? I think it's Jesse Tyler Ferguson, seduced by Chace Crawford, at the Teen Choice Awards! How did I do?
—Lisa

Dear Clued In:
Your detective work is good, Sherlock, but you have a bit more sniffing around to do. Jesse is a fab guess for Hildy himself, but you're a bit colder on his horny (and "straight" pal). Think more famous.

Dear Ted:
Re: Tom Cruise as Reacher. Though this will mark my age, I seem to remember this same flub occurred when he was cast as Lestat in Interview With the Vampire back in the '90s. I started watching it about halfway through the other week and tried to remember why I thought it sucked so hard when it came out—and then Lestat appeared onscreen at the end. Will that man ever realize not all movie leads were written for him?
—CM

Dear Cruisin' for Answers:
Probably not. At least not when studios are still willin' to dole out the big bucks to see him on the big screen.

PHOTOS: Fashion Spotlight: Lea Michele!

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Afternoon Bitch-Back! Are Sandra Bullock and Ryan Reynolds Really Vice-Free?

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Dear Ted:
Saw the pics of Sandra Bullock and Ryan Reynolds in Wyoming. They seem like two great people who would truly appreciate one another. Am I right or are they quietly Vicey?
—Betty

Dear Hiking Hotties:
The H'wood pals are strictly platonic (for now), but they're definitely enjoying each other's company. And who better to commiserate about recent romance troubles with than a hottie costar? As for the Vicing, well, these two are moniker-free. That's not too shocking though is it, babe?

Dear Ted:
Selena Gomez?! Sneaky? Girl seems like she could be my next-door neighbor/best friend! I know she's dating Justin Bieber, which raises all sorts of questions, but I hope the babe isn't into anything too slutty or dangerous.
—AS

Dear Goodie Two-shoes:
Don't worry your teeny-bobber head. Selena is hardly the wildest of the Disney darlings, and I still totally heart her despite her craftiness. Oh, and for the record, her sneaky shenanigans have nothing to do with Bieber. In fact, he probably doesn't know!

Dear Ted:
I love Sam Worthington, what a man...smoldering. Does he have a Vice, and is he really giving up acting for a break?
—Kate

Dear In the Water:
You'll see plenty more of Sam's wiskery mug on the big screen. He's earned big-time box-office bucks in the past, so his peeps aren't going to just let him retire in his prime. And every big-screen hunk worth his money has a Blind Vice, Sam included!

Dear Ted:
I don't understand how they can make Tom Cruise someone who is supposed to huge and 6 feet, 5 inches tall. It's a little disappointing that they would cast him, and it's very upsetting to the fans of this book. Can they really make little Tommy look tall? Because it seems unlikely.
—MrsM

Dear Smoke and Mirrors:
It's movie magic, babe. They can do anything! Don't fret, when Tom hits the big screen, I guarantee he'll looks the part. Haven't you seen the casting for Snow White and the Huntsmans's dwarves? Not an actual dwarf in the bunch! And no one bitched then.

Dear Ted:
What's with the snark toward Taylor Swift's undies? I'm glad I don't have to see her naughty bits if a wind machine blows in the wrong direction. I applaud her for knowing how many kids are in that audience.
—BJ

Dear Gone With the Wind:
No snark, BJ! Just sayin' the weren't Tay's usual Under Roos. Heck, if it had been Britney Spears up there, she wouldn't have been wearing underwear at all!

PHOTOS: Fashion Spotlight: Sandra Bullock!

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The Great Kardashians Bridesmaids Dress Mystery Continues!

Kourtney Kardashian, Kim Kardashian, Khloe Kardashian Odom

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If there's one thing the Kardashian gals love to do, it's tweet.

Whether it's X-rays of their tushes, nip slip reactions or just, ya know, photos of themselves, there's nothing Kim, Khloé and Kourtney won't TwitPic, hashtag or @reply. And while we've always trusted our dear Ks to tweet honestly, it seems wedding fever has created a Twitter liar.

So why is Kourtney lying about the color of the bridal party's dresses?

Maybe she's trying to make sure none of you take home the coveted bedazzled oven mitt!

Remember, earlier this week we told you that we had learned the color Kim's b'maids would be wearing when they hit the altar with her this weekend. And if you correctly guessed it on Twitter, you'd get to take home Team Truth's swanky wedding gift to Kim.

Heck of a deal, no?

Well, K.K. (that's Kourt, this time) is trying to throw you all off the right guess:

Kourtney tweeted, "Trying on our green bridesmaids dresses at VERA WANG who is my obsession!"

True? Or just a green herring, to throw everybody off?

Reports have come out since then that confirm that the dresses are indeed not green (a popular guess amongst you gullible Tweeters). So we'll throw you a bone and confirm that the dress that Kourtney (as well as the rest of the crew) will wear on the big day—so we're told—is most definitely not green.

Also, if you can just tell us what color she actually chose, the present is all yours!

Keep on guessin' and check back on the big day to find out the answer!

PHOTOS: Who's Invited to Kim Kardashian's Wedding?

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Breaking Dawn Photo Bonanza: Peep More Pics of the Honeymoon!

Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart, Breaking Dawn Part 1

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Didn't get your Breaking Dawn fix ogling the just-released poster this morning?

Well, look no further, ‘cause we've got a handful (and then some) of new pics from the impending vampy flick. And of course, the most delish shots feature Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson celebrating their onscreen honeymoon in sexy Brazilian style:

We heart the photos of Bella and Edward boating, bathing and whatnot way south of the border, but keep your eyes peeled for the first glimpse of the newlywed's demonic baby bump. Can't you already just imagine the li'l babe eating her way through mama B's stomach?

So sexy. Or not?

Oh ya, and there's a cutesy picture of them playing chess, too.

Hopefully, the board games will take up, like, one second of the big-screen biz so that there's plenty of time left over for them to get busy.

Now go drool over the pics of R.Pattz and K.Stew (and Taylor Lautner too, of course!), ‘cause that's what we'll spend the rest of the afternoon doing!

PHOTOS: Breaking Dawn: Stills to Swoon Over!

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Lockdown Alert! Is The Hunger Games Set More Secretive Than Twilight?

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The Hunger Games may have more in common with Twilight than just big-time book sales and hottie lead actresses.

Both flicks are going to the extremes to make sure on-set deets stay secret. And while Breaking Dawn was the most securely guarded set to date (which is why you won't peep Bella's très anticipated wedding dress before the release date), a lot of secrets still spilled out from that set (bikini shots in Brazil, anyone?).

But this is so not the case with The Hunger Games:

Their Shelby, N.C., set (for one) was locked down!

Sure, while some paparazzi pics of Jennifer Lawrence and her hunky costars leaked early on (and then were immediately removed), it seems Lionsgate is extra serious about stopping all leaks from their sure-to-be successful franchise.

"If you didn't go down to the filming location, you really wouldn't know that a movie shoot was being done," reporter Graham Cawthon of the local Shelby Star told us of one of the film's latest shooting locals.

"They did a good job of keeping the area blocked off—even from view—and security was out in force making sure no one was watching off-set."

As for the cast and crew? Well they hardly pulled a Robsten, choosing to remain incognito instead of romping around the local hot spots.

"Crew and extras were spotted regularly at downtown restaurants, but not the main cast," Graham revealed. "We did hear a few reports from folks who interacted with the cast, but they were few and far between."

And while we hear the cast were sweet enough—when they were actually spotted, that is—their beefy bodyguards left a bit to be desired. Graham reported about a high school chica who was way excited to meet Jennifer. Ya know, until her security got all prissy about it.

And worst of all, the gossip coming from the set is anything but juicy!

This flick had better be good (we're sure it will be) because this gossip-lite shooting is killing us.

PHOTOS: Twilight vs. The Hunger Games!

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Is Bravo Nervous About Legal Threats From Armstrong Family?

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The real-life drama behind The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills now pales compared to the actual show, after Taylor Armstrong's estranged husband, Russell, committed suicide two days ago.

Since then, two important questions have come to the surface. One difficult, and one quite possibly ridiculous:

The more unbelievable one being that somehow Bravo is at fault for Russell's suicide, as some of his family members are contending.

Bravo TV would not comment on the accusations, but an insider from RHOBH was not so quiet:

"Reality shows do not cause suicide, obviously."

And if you check out Russell's emotionally turbulent past, it's clear that considerable upheaval was present and churning in his life—long before Bravo entered the picture.

It's generally not the most balanced, calm and sensible person who has numerous beating accusations and major money predicaments logged against him.

As far as what the network plans on doing before the Sept. 5 premiere, we're told by Bravo sources that they "still haven't made a decision."

But, apparently, accepting blame for Russell Armstrong's extreme, tragic actions, isn't under consideration.

PHOTOS: The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills

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Can Smoking-Hot Ryan Gosling Do No Wrong?

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Ryan Gosling certainly has the "rebel with a cause" thing down. If the cause is making us drool every time we see his handsome mug, that is.

And that's exactly what we did when we peeped the poster for the ab-tastic actor's latest flick, Drive. Face the facts: Ry-guy looks way mysterioso and, as always, pretty badass (who else can make driving gloves look so good?).

Which makes us wonder: Seriously, can Gos do no wrong?

Doesn't seem like it. At least not in the movies.

The Oscar-nominated actor (which should be Oscar winner, if only for his six-pack) has certainly made a name for himself playing hotties with a bad-boy streak. And we wouldn't have it any other way.

And while his next flick looks a bit too violent for our par-tick tastes (uh, WTF to that elevator scene!), we're still going to suffer through the blood and guts just to see the smokin' hot scenes between Ryan and Carey Mulligan.

Which may be our only problem with Ryan in real life: Why does R.G. have to leave all the muy caliente chemistry on the big screen?!

You know, just like he did with Emma Stone in Crazy, Stupid, Love. And Michelle Williams in Blue Valentine?

We're all for privacy, but we wish the totally doable dude would give us a few deets about his personal life. We're dying to see some paparazzi shots of him getting cozy with one of H'wood's many eligible hotties à la his Notebook-turned-real life romance with Rachel McAdams.

Or ya know, ex-GF Sandra Bullock. She's single now too, Ry, in case you haven't heard.

Or, better yet, one of us! What? We can dream...

PHOTOS: Snapped on Set: Movies!

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With Desperate Housewives Ending, Is the Cast Getting Desperate for Work?

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So long, Wisteria Lane!

While we'll definitely miss the be-yotchy babes that lived on the très famous street, we're thinking some of the actresses that lived there for the past seven years or so will miss their gig even more. ‘Cause with Desperate Housewives ending, it's time for Eva Longoria and her hoard of housewives to find new jobs.

So who will fair best once they're thrown back into the cold, cruel world?

Gabrielle Solis herself, of course!

"Without question, Eva wins this one," sources close to the hit series tell us. "She's already way ahead of everybody else, as far as having a life out of Desperate Housewives goes."

We wouldn't consider many of her extracurricular flicks smashing successes (remember Over Her Dead Body?), but we totally agree.

We think Eva has exactly what it takes to cut it in this cut-throat town.

Our D.H. insider continues, "She's getting her degree in Latino Studies, she's acting, she's giving back, doing a ton for her community...She really is a Latino force to contend with."

We'll say!

So what about Teri Hatcher and (Emmy-winnin' funnylady) Felicity Huffman?

"Teri will do OK, though nothing like Eva," our spy spills. "Felicity's still bitter she's never gotten the movie roles she thought she should have had, so, I don't know if that will change."

She's a friggin' Oscar nominee. We're sure she'll land on her feet.

PHOTOS: Fashion Spotlight: Eva Longoria!

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Steven Soderbergh "Isn't Afraid" to Pack Magic Mike With Full Frontal!

Channing Tatum, Matthew Bomer, Alex Pettyfer, Joe Manganiello

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Well this is shaping up to be our favorite movie...ever.

We were already excited to see Alex Pettyfer and Channing Tatum shake what their mamas gave 'em in Steven Soderbergh's stripper flick, Magic Mike. And that was before we heard that über-hot Matthews—White Collar's Bomer and McConaughey—and True Blooder Joe Manganiello were set to strip as well.

So with all this man meat, will we get to see some of the goods?

We hear yes!

"Stephen isn't afraid of going there," a source thisclose to the picture tells us when we asked about the possibility of full frontal. "I'm sure he will do it."

Did ya hear that? That was the sound of every gal and gay guy's jaw dropping.

None of the dudes have ever showed their ding-a-lings on the big screen before, but none have been particularly shy about displayin' their bangin' bods in the past, either.

We're counting McConaughey out, as he's set to play an ex-exotic dancer who only owns the club (plus, we haven't heard any mention of bongo drums in the script). Which leaves (for now) Pettyfer, Tatum, Bomer and Manganiello.

So which stud will go Full Monty first?

Our money's on Pettyfer. He's got the most to prove, after all.

Of course, Joe M. is awfully proud of that magnificently sculpted bod, right? Could it be him?

Heck, we'll be happy with some cute toosh shots of the rest, though.

And we know it's been said before, but if there ever was a time for 3-D, it's now!

PHOTOS: Movies From the Future!

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Source: Magic Mike Director Steven Soderbergh Didn't Want to Deal With Lindsay Lohan

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Lindsay Lohan knows her way around a stripper pole.

We're talking about her role in I Know Who Killed Me, of course (what'd you think we were talking about?), but she almost landed a part in another movie where people shake it for dollar bills—only this time she wouldn't have been on stage.

We're talking about Magic Mike, and sources tell us LiLo was thisclose to landing the part.

Instead...

It went to model-turned-newbie actress Riley Keough (Elvis's granddaughter and Lisa Marie Presley's daughter, FYI).

"Riley was cast as the girl who dates Alex Pettyfer's character in the movie," sources close to the production tell us exclusively. "The character is trouble with a capital T, which Lindsay would have been perfect for."

So why did director Steven Soderbergh pass up LiLo for the role?

"He didn't want to deal with all that," our source spills. "Nobody wanted to go there."

Bummer. Looks like Linds is still looking for work. Anyone? Anyone?

On to sexier matters at hands, let's discuss the boys!

We're told one of the soon-to-be-strippin' gents is particularly into the role: Matthew McConaughey, duh.

MMcC plays a former dancer turned club owner who, we're told, says such career-inspiring things as, "I want you to go back and f—k that mirror like you mean it!" to his strutting employees.

Isn't that what they say on Dancing With the Stars all the time?

You can also expect abs galore.

"Matthew's working out like a fiend," we're promised. "All the guys are. None of them wants to be caught next to somebody with better abs."

Well, we like to hear that! Especially since some of ‘em will be baring it all.

PHOTOS: Bulging Biceps!

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What Should Carrie Bradshaw's Next Sex and the City Adventure Be?

SATC 2, Sex and the City 2 Movie, Sarah Jessica Parker

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Like any men worth their membership into the gay club, we adore Sex and the City.

Which is why we're itching for another fixin' of Sarah Jessica Parker's delish TV series turned movie. So naturally, we momentarily got our hopes up when we heard that the gals might be returning to our boob tubes. But alas, that's so not the case.

So we gotta wonder: How do you want your SATC served to ya next?

‘Cause we know we haven't seen the end of the fabulous franchise yet.

Aside from Sex & The City: The Musical! (which we're still waitin' on), here are the most realistic options:

Sex & The City 3: Now that Hollywood finally seems to have realized women have always been funny (thanks, Bridesmdaids!), we wouldn't be shocked in the slightest if the studio popped out another big-screen installment. And SJP and all her costars seem to be down for it—as they should be. The past two films made big time bucks at the box office.

The Carrie Diaries: HBO reps confirmed that they're working on bringing the Sex & the City prequel, The Carrie Diaries, to a TV near you. And while the show would have few connections to the original (and, we must say, groundbreaking) series, it would definitely give Gossip Girl a run for its Prada-lovin' money.

Sweet, Sweet Syndication: Sick of the SATC sequels, prequels and other nonsense? We don't blame you. Heck, even the stars of the original are opposed to seeing Carrie Bradshaw's early years on the silver screen. And another sequel to the two big-screen films just means another opportunity to send the ladies on a horribly unfunny vacation. Better stick with reruns of the TV series.

But what say you, how do you want Carrie and Co. to come into your life next?

PHOTOS: Sex and the City Fashion Evolution: Carrie!

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Alexander Skarsgård Gets All Kinds of Shirtless and Sweaty for His Latest Flick

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Can't get enough shirtless Eric Northman during your weekly serving of True Blood?

Well, don't worry, babes, ‘cause Alexander Skarsg?rd knows what you're oglin', which is why he's showing off the goods (again) in his next flick, Straw Dogs. But beware, this movie isn't all abs and snowy sex scenes...

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It's brutally violent.

Any film buff who's seen the original (yep, this is a remake) knows that Skars plays the villain to James Marsden's reluctant—but hunky—hero, and gets himself into some pretty messy sitches.

Like blood and guts sitches. Lots of blood, actually.

But for any fangbanger who's missin' their blondie vamp's bad side, this film might just be for you. And A.Skars' character works on a construction crew, which is très Jason Stackhouse-chic, if you ask us.

If the gory subject matter sounds too icky for you, skip this flick, spare your stomach and just peep his abs (and arms, too) in these pics.

And then you don't have to suffer through any onscreen scenes with him and former GF Kate ~~Boresworth~~ Bosworth either!

Win-win, right?

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Afternoon Bitch-Back! Does Selena Gomez Have Any Skeletons Hiding in Her Closet?

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Dear Ted:
I just took my 9-year-old daughter to see Selena Gomez in concert and she put on a fantastic show and seemed so sweet! My daughter adores her so you must tell me if I should discourage all things Selena? Does she have a Vice? Say it isn't so! Good job on the cigs—it's been 49 days for me.
—Your fan since '97

Dear Good Girl Gone Bad:
Here's the deal, doll: Selena is a Vice star. That doesn't mean she's not a sweetie too, ‘cause she is. And it also doesn't mean your kiddos can't be gaga about Gomez. Because Selena keeps all her Vicey little secrets far out of the public eye—like any good pop star role model does.

Dear Ted:
I don't know how far out this is, but I wondered if Henrietta Hard-Ball and her hubby, Elijah, were currently campaigning for anything...chiefly? I would so love to find some dirt on a certain couple that tries to pray the gay away.
—Vanessa

Dear President-in-Vice:
Sorry, babe, but your allusions to Michele Bachmann are about as subtle as her crazy eyes. While I'd love to peg this par-tick Blind Vice on the bananas babe, she's too busy chowing down on corndogs to pay attention to her hubby. Henrietta is far craftier.

Dear Ted:
I really, really, really want Garrett Hedlund and Leighton Meester to get together already! All that chemistry should not go to waste. Please tell me you can make it happen! Any news about either of them? Or you know, them together?
—NoStars

Dear Country Love:
Well they are both single and très sexy (and had crazy hot chemistry in Country Strong of course), so I wouldn't count it out. While the rumors of canoodling between these two costars have died down since they went on to their respective next projects, I wouldn't be surprised if there was a reunion in the future.

Dear Ted:
Anne Hathaway strikes me as a snobby pseudo-intellectual, on par with (or worse than) Gwyneth "Goop Your Way to Glory" Paltrow. Am I misreading poor Anne, or is she as self-important as I imagine?
—S

Dear Gwyneth 2.0:
Sure, the broads have some things in common (like busting out rap skills on talk shows), cut ‘em both some slack. Gwynie may have a bit of an ice queen persona—more so pre-Glee days—but I've met her and I actually dig the chick. I like Anne too, nothing wrong with a smart lady.

Dear Ted:
It seems like Neil Patrick Harris is the popular guess for Hildago Van Buren, but I think Hildago is someone less obvious. My official guess is Cheyenne Jackson. How'd I do?
—Lisa

Dear Center Stage:
Out and proud? Check. Glee connection? Check. Hildago van Buren? Nope! Sorry, doll. Close but no cigar on Chey.

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Morning Bitch-Back! Are Andrew Garfield and Emma Stone Getting Serious?

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Dear Ted:
Andrew Garfield's decision to try out Broadway is convenient given Emma Stone is based in N.Y., don't you think? Who says men can't multi-task?
—Ta Luce

Dear Starfield Spotter:
Convenient indeed, doll. But don't jump the goss gun and assume these two will be shacking up with each other in some swanky city pad—that's miles down the relaysh road. Thankfully, we're guaranteed a Spidey sequel or two to keep an eye on these cuties. That said, don't be surprised (at all) to see Emma cheering in the Broadway crowd.

Dear Ted:
I found it completely interesting that Chord Overstreet was noticeably absent from the opening credits of Glee: The Concert Movie 3-D. While he was in the ending credits and obviously featured in the duet with Dianna Aragon, I can't help but to think that there might be more drama than we were led to believe. Any insight on this?
—J

Dear Put on the Back Burner:
Why do you think the Glee peeps have been so cagey when discussing Chord's quickie exit from the show? And ya know, the fact that Chord has barely spoken since separating from the hit series shows there's definitely big time behind-the-scenes drama there. At least he has a cutie GF to keep him company through it all.

Dear Ted:
My latest rescue cat, Moonshadow, and I are sure that Carmelita Salami-Climber is either Anne Hathaway or Jennifer Aniston. Anne has famously shown dubious taste in men, and Justin Theroux's ex allegedly has warned Jen about something being off with her new beau. Are we close to the target?
—DW

Dear Salami Sandwich:
No and no, DW. But not terrible guesses. Both gals are way gorgeous and may have had some man trouble in the past, just like Carm, but both ladies are far happier with their current beaus than Ms. Salami-Climber is with her dubious man candy.

Dear Ted:
I can't believe people are questioning if Hilary Duff's pregnancy will hurt her career since she is so young. Everyone seems to be forgetting Reese Witherspoon was younger than the Duffster when she had her daughter Ava and it didn't hurt her! I think this could be great for Hilary's career, no?
—Momster

Dear Reese Jr.:
Sure, becoming a mama might help Hil finally separate herself from the teeny-bopper roles and take on more adult pieces. But Reese and Hilary couldn't be more different (aside from the blond ‘dos), so I wouldn't count on the former Disney babe to copy Witherspoon's career.

Dear Ted:
Wow, really Ted? Are you really so bitter about Reeve Carney getting the role in the Jeff Buckley movie instead of Robert Pattinson, you need to dig up an old tweet of Reeve's to start a competition between the two of them? So he has a crush on Kristen Stewart, big effin' deal! You really need to get some help for your Robsten obsession and come back to the real world where not everything has to revolve around them.
—UsedToAdoreUButNowGettingAnnoyed

Dear Buck You:
I'm not bitter, babe, I just think this would have been the perfect role for Rob to break away from the Twi franchise, seeing as the final two flicks are wrapped and on their way to theaters. But I'm happy for Reeve, too, and think he's totally adorbs. Which is why I said in the item that there's no need for beef.

Dear Ted:
Whose career would be the most damaged should their Vice be revealed, Zac Efron, Taylor Swift or Taylor Lautner?
—AH

Dear Dirty Laundry:
Taylor, definitely. The boy one, I mean.

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